The Man With the Golden Gun (by Ian Flemming) The Full Twitter Report

So its been a while and I've finally done it! one whole book in a twitter form.

Beginning new book: The man with the golden gun by Ian Fleming #MWGG4

C.1 #MWGG. 007 presumed dead arives at MI5 tries to kill M. KGB has brainwashed 007. M is pissed.

C.2 #MWGG. 007 is being fixed. M reads Scaramanga's file: top KGB assassin. 3 nipples. Started crimes cos of an elephant's ears at circus

C.3 #MWGG. 007 bk! In jamaica to hunt Scara. Finds office friend Mary Goodnight, flirts drinks & Goodnight tell him to go to whore house

C.4 #MWGG. Bond goes to whore house solo meets girl called Tiffy. Flirts, drinks talks about birds. Scaramanga enters shoot birds. Tiffy sad

C.5 #MWGG. Bond bluffs and gets hired by Scaramanga to be his bodyguard (wtf!). Both drive to Scara rich hotel.

C.6 #MWGG. 007 looks around Mr Scar's hotel and meets one of the "buyers" Mr Hendriks. 007 thinks the buyers are tied in with the mob.

C.7 #MWGG. Hendriks acts odd. All the crooks are just weird and 007 meets up with Felix CIA. 007 happy

C.8 #MWGG. 007 finds out Hendriks is KGB. 007 listens into gang meeting. Scara tells gang that he will shoot his bodyguard later AKA 007

C.9 #MWGG. Dull party 007 livens it up. Naked dancing females, males transfixed. At night Miss Goodnight enters. Scara catches them. Fuck

C.10 #MWGG. 007 bluffs and wins over Scara. Hendriks on phone confirms 007 identity goes to Scara to have a talk

C.11 #MWGG. Hendriks blows 007 identity. Scara plans to kill Bond tomorrow Bond overhears.

C.12 #MWGG. We all go on a train ride! WOOO WOOO! OMG Goodnight is tied to the tracks!

C.13 #MWGG. It was a mannequin on the tracks! All out western and Felix enters. 007 Felix and Scara dive off train. Train goes boom.

C.14 #MWGG. Felix crippled 007 limps a few yards to see Scara kill snake and eat it. Nom Nom Nom

C.15 #MWGG. 007 and Scara talk. Scara shoots Bond shoots.

C.16 #MWGG. The inevitable 007 is in hospital but recovers act. FYI Scara is dead.

C.17 #MWGG. No knighthood for me. Goodnight asks 007 out. END