The art of War by Sun Tzu

This is one of those books that have been haunting me for a while begging me to read, simply because I’m finding so many references to this book from different sources.

Are you Dave Gorman? (by Dave Gorman & Danny Wallace) The full Twitter Report

As work took over I let this project slip a bit too far. It was no longer a daily update but more of a painful weekly update. However its finally done and now the book can happily live on my book shelf with all its happy book friends.

Are You Dave Gorman By Dave Gorman

I have already been reading this book and even though I haven’t finished it I can already highly recommend it. It has done the rarest of things that books have failed often to do and that is to make me smirk and laugh on the train. This is then followed by me quickly looking around to see if anyone has noticed me doing so.

Anyway this is a good book and I highly recommend that you read enjoy the tweets!

The Man With the Golden Gun (by Ian Flemming) The Full Twitter Report

So its been a while and I've finally done it! one whole book in a twitter form.

Beginning new book: The man with the golden gun by Ian Fleming #MWGG4

C.1 #MWGG. 007 presumed dead arives at MI5 tries to kill M. KGB has brainwashed 007. M is pissed.

C.2 #MWGG. 007 is being fixed. M reads Scaramanga's file: top KGB assassin. 3 nipples. Started crimes cos of an elephant's ears at circus

C.3 #MWGG. 007 bk! In jamaica to hunt Scara. Finds office friend Mary Goodnight, flirts drinks & Goodnight tell him to go to whore house

C.4 #MWGG. Bond goes to whore house solo meets girl called Tiffy. Flirts, drinks talks about birds. Scaramanga enters shoot birds. Tiffy sad

C.5 #MWGG. Bond bluffs and gets hired by Scaramanga to be his bodyguard (wtf!). Both drive to Scara rich hotel.

C.6 #MWGG. 007 looks around Mr Scar's hotel and meets one of the "buyers" Mr Hendriks. 007 thinks the buyers are tied in with the mob.

C.7 #MWGG. Hendriks acts odd. All the crooks are just weird and 007 meets up with Felix CIA. 007 happy

C.8 #MWGG. 007 finds out Hendriks is KGB. 007 listens into gang meeting. Scara tells gang that he will shoot his bodyguard later AKA 007

C.9 #MWGG. Dull party 007 livens it up. Naked dancing females, males transfixed. At night Miss Goodnight enters. Scara catches them. Fuck

C.10 #MWGG. 007 bluffs and wins over Scara. Hendriks on phone confirms 007 identity goes to Scara to have a talk

C.11 #MWGG. Hendriks blows 007 identity. Scara plans to kill Bond tomorrow Bond overhears.

C.12 #MWGG. We all go on a train ride! WOOO WOOO! OMG Goodnight is tied to the tracks!

C.13 #MWGG. It was a mannequin on the tracks! All out western and Felix enters. 007 Felix and Scara dive off train. Train goes boom.

C.14 #MWGG. Felix crippled 007 limps a few yards to see Scara kill snake and eat it. Nom Nom Nom

C.15 #MWGG. 007 and Scara talk. Scara shoots Bond shoots.

C.16 #MWGG. The inevitable 007 is in hospital but recovers act. FYI Scara is dead.

C.17 #MWGG. No knighthood for me. Goodnight asks 007 out. END

The Man With The Golden Gun by Ian Fleming

I can't help but love a good Bond book simply because how surreal the whole thing is. So this is my first attempt at twittering a book . At the moment the book is being updated on Twitter so if you want to see the story so far go to.

http://twitter.com/Chapter2day

and if this works out well I might start a new book