Are you Dave Gorman? (by Dave Gorman & Danny Wallace) The full Twitter Report

As work took over I let this project slip a bit too far. It was no longer a daily update but more of a painful weekly update. However its finally done and now the book can happily live on my book shelf with all its happy book friends.


Beginning new book: Are You Dave Gorman? #AYDG

#AYDG a little introduction on the blog http://bit.ly/EQdS2

C.1 #AYDG Dave Gorman (DG0) moves into Danny Wallace's (DW) flat. Get drunk. Bet that there is a lot of people called DG. Off to East Fife!

C.2 #AYDG DG0 & DW reach East Fife. Meets DG1 a football manager. DG1 has son called DG2 policeman. DW thinks it's all over and is glad.

C.3 #AYDG DG0: Why has DW hid the tele directory? DG3 knows of book written by a DG. 100s of calls later DW&DG0 goes bk to East Fife.

C.4 #AYDG DG4 has lawn mower YAY! DG0 makes photo album of DGs DW declares a lot of DG is 54 (cards in a deck) meet DG5. DG6 is in France.

C.5 #AYDG In France: Ou est Monsieur DG6? DG6 is in London you twit!

C.6 #AYDG In London. DW has hard time explaining the bet to gf. Meet DG6 DG7 has THREE Ford Cspris! Meet DG8. DG9 is in Italy! Time to fly!

C.7 #AYDG In Italy: Meet DG9 who is in the military. DG9 has a son. DG0 loves that DG10 refers to him as "sir". DW has hints of gf trouble.

C.8 #AYDG In London: Banks are sending letters to DG0. Meet DG11(banker) DG12 (lorry driver) DG13 (Dr). Good day. Off to New York!

C.9 #AYDG In NY: DG14 is gay, DG15 is big, DG16 takes DW&DG0 for drive it's raining & trees fall! DG17 is fictional meet the actor.

C.10 #AYDG In UK: see DG18, DG19 loves scrabble, see DG20, DG21 does stuff with water. see DG22-23. DG0 buys DW a kite DW gf goes to Norway!

C.11 #AYDG E-mail says that there is a DG in Hawaii DG0 smells a rat DW gets nipples twisted. DW gf tells them she has found one in Norway!

C.12 #AYDG In Norway: All you need is t-shirts to get the media. See DG24 & DW gf. Epic night afterward lost shoes buy lobber. Mannsfestival

C.13 #AYDG DG0 Brings his plight to the stage and finds DG25-27. £200 for any one who will change name to DG. Big Breakfast gives DG28-30.

C.14 #AYDG DW Gf comes to London see show DG0 puts foot in it. Declines BBC show. Step up game meet DG31. DG32 has a cool car. See DG33-34

C.15 #AYDG Dublin meet DG35-38. DW dances alone. 39. 40 give DG0 presents 41-43. 44 is 5years old. DG give DG44 to win him over.

C.16 #AYDG To Israeli to meet 5 more DG but turns out all 5 is 1 man with 5 phones. DG45 is a nice chap though. Customs don't like DG&DW

C.17 #AYDG DW gf takes passport. DG46,47. DW steals passport back meet DG48. gf gives deadline to make new plan. PLAN = we MAKE new DG!

C.18 #AYDG Colin Hurley, Davis Heffron, Graham Cleminson, Pascale Betrice Noele and Kelly Scutts are now legally DG 50-53

C.19 #AYDG DW admits that he tricked DG0 to go to New York. DG0 is confused by the confession but doesn't care

C.20 #AYDG one more DG to go! off to Jersey! Shake hands with DG54.

C.21 #AYDG life go back to normal. DW and DG plan to move out of their flat and go their separate ways.

C.22 #AYDG EPILOGUE. DG held a party of DGs 72 attended. lots of cool bits of info in this chapter just read the book for the rest. END

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